Wet

I was walking to class today, enjoying the FIVE FREAKIN INCHES OF SNOW we got last night and thinking to myself how I was totally not bitter...not at all. And then I noticed the girl in front of me. She was so....so wet. Apparently something from her backpack was leaking kind of a lot and the back of her jeans were pretty soaked. This wasn't just a normal leaky backpack...we're talkin' a stream of constant liquid running out of the bottom. I'm actually surprised she didn't notice it. So me, being the kind-hearted soul that I am, decide to inform her of the fact that she is not only getting soaked, but also loosing a precious beverage in the process. I was thinking later about how awkwardly that could've gone down if I had worded it differently, know what I'm sayin? I could've said something like, "Um excuse me? You're leaking." Or, "You might want to change your pants before you get to class." Or even an outright, "You look like an idiot right now." To tell you the truth, I kind of wish I had said one of those things. It would've been a completely awkward and hilarious story. But no, I had to be all "nice" about it. Sheesh!